John Miller – Will begin to refer to young dogs, cats, and babies as “little subbies” from too much exposure with purple martins and on the forum.
Duke Snyder – Will invent a new entrance called the “includer II” every single bird species will be able to go through it “except a Purple Martin”.
No summer issue of Update Magazine - will go out. Louise Chambers will slip and fall into the Gulf of Mexico while delivering all the summer issues of “Update Magazine”. The reason? She thought she saw a Purple Martin with a geological locator on it flying around and neglected to watch where she was going.
Steve Kroenke – Will have all his natural teeth removed? Why? While waiting at the dentist office he happened to mention to the dental receptionist that he had 470 cavities. They took his statement literally.
Dicklax – Will invent the first “solar griddle” after an experiment to extract heat from a Martin house goes haywire. He invites many PMCA members to what becomes the largest pancake cookout in the history of Texas cooked atop of a Martin house.
Gobbler T – Will go on an anti-Johnnie Appleseed campaign, change his name to Paul Bunion II and cut down every tree and shrub within a 30 mile radius of his home. His first-year 390 pair colony site will be a new world record & become the 9th wonder of the world.
KathyF & D’Nese – will be arrested for arson & public intoxication when police find them drinking wine at a 3-alarm fire. When asked what they were doing... their the only words they could each utter were “Purple Martinth”.
Doug Martin – Fombell PA - Will suffer from 1st degree burns and singed hair, eyebrows, and eye lashes. This will happen only hours after his prediction on the forum that severe solar flares would erupt and scorch Colorado. Afterwards he states, “Well I was right about part of it”
Disclaimer:
These bold predictions are made with only the utmost respect to those parties mentioned above. To create a smile only. Or at least all but the last one.
Very funny! Thanks for the laughter...
Made me laugh out loud. I've been following his progress for almost two years.
